davy_crotchet

today i sliced something into many many many sections. the first person to guess the correct answer within 24 hours of this post will win $5. three guesses per person. you must be as specific as possible and you will not know if you are correct until tomorrow afternoon.

What I'd like to know is... how did I get negative points for evil, halfling, and thief? I mean... sweet, but still.. kind of weird.

You Are A:

Lawful Good Elf Paladin

Alignment:
Lawful Good characters are the epitome of all that is just and good. They believe in order and governments that work for the benefit of all, and generally do not mind doing direct work to further their beliefs.

Race:
Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:
Paladins are the Holy Warriors. They have been chosen by a God/dess to be their representative on Earth, and must follow the code of that deity, or risk severe penalties. They tend towards being righteous, but not generally to excess.

Secondary Class:


Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Law and Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXX (6)
Chaos --- X (1)

Good and Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - XX (2)
Evil ---- (-2)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Gnome ---- XXXX (4)
Halfling - (-2)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXX (8)

Class:
Fighter -- XXXXXXX (7)
Barbarian -XXXXXX (6)
Ranger --- XXXXXX (6)
Monk ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Paladin -- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Cleric --- XXX (3)
Mage ----- XXX (3)
Druid ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Thief ---- (-3)
Bard ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

oh hey everyone, remember how i made that bag? well, it's gone. aka not in my apartment or my car. if you see it anywhere (i'm not sure how you would seeing as i'm in amherst), fucking grab that shit and call me. I'm so bummed. where the fuck is it?! *[____]*

david

coming back from kevin's apartment. i parked the car and we came up out of the parking garage by the little organic market. we saw two girls, obviously drunk off their asses. one of them pees on bueno y sano. that's right. PEE$ on BUENO Y SANO, the building. julie and i keep walking and just kind of try to keep quiet. except we can't.

we start laughing.

really loudly.

at first just a little giggle. then straight out bawling.

julie, through her laughter, tells the girl, "do you need a bathroom? cause... we live upstairs."

and we walk away, still cackling like hyenas.

i totally just spent about an hour talking to Geert DeVries on 5th floor tobin about sex differentation in voles and mice. And I loved it. LISDJFOJ!!! This is good. It might not be a paying job, as I haven't even asked him yet if it's possible to be paid, but even if I can't get paid for it, it will be awesome. Because eventually I'm gonna need some sort of final thesis-y sort of project culminating crap. And I feel like here it is. Voila! Exciting. Yay.

Right now though I'm sitting on 2nd floor Tobin in Chuck's lab, not really doing anything. I can't get spss to work with eprime data and two of my subjects don't have eprime data because i'm a stupid fuck and didn't save it. boooooooooo. i guess we'll figure out eprime data eventually.

i'm eating beans and rice and preetface is eating PIZZZZZA that she threw up last night. the rice is good, but i feel it could have been cooked just a little bit longer.

on a similar note, i got out of class early today. it was very welcome. [i just burst out into song. but not any lyrics, just the melody.] then i took a nap in the campus center basement. :) i like that. preeti also took a nap this morning. except on a desk at work. haha. oh preeti.

goodnight.

and by oh preeti i mean HOWREHO*RNG!!!

ive gone straight, just like mike predicted i would. i don't like boys n e more. or grammer.

after careful consideration ive also noted i shouldnt eat cheese.
we have comsumed 3 dozen eggs thus far. trash takeout: once.
tonight we watched backdraft at the amherst fire station. weird? you bet!

ps: my bedside table is covered with lip gloss, scented candles and a condom. OBVIOUSLY im still into men. (everything else is true though)

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Learn to eat fire. Get your resolution here

i just got back. things i did this morning include eating breakfast with marissa, taking my italian final, and going to the library to find sources for my final paper in lynny mceyebrow's class. UGH.

anyway... breakfast was fun because marissa and i were still half sleeping. we were speaking sort of half english half italian... like "i need a fucking forchetta" and "dov'e' omelette?" and "i was like, what the fucking cazzo". it was great.

italian final.... booooooooo. it was easy but boring. i feel like it kind of wasted my time, even though it was the most challenging thing he's given us. i guess that makes sense. i wish the class itself had been more challenging. maybe i would have learned a few more things.

the library is hell. and by that i mean miraculous. a miraculous sort of hell, where the book you need is there, but you have to look through 20 other books to find it. and then the copy machine is broken, so you have to wait FOREVER to use the other one. and you have to print like 30 pages of a journal article for 5 cents apiece. good thing oit gives us that 5 dollar credit.

this paper shouldn't be toooo hard. i have all my sources now.

seeing as i got about 4 hours of sleep last night, i'm going to take a nap, hopefully wake up around 2:30 or 3, write this fucking paper, and then study for my multivariate calc final, which is tomorrow at EIGHT IN THE MORNING AT BOYDEN. FUCK SHIT! that's gonna suck.

why is there no man in what seems to be the entire valley that i am attracted to? this really sucks. every guy i meet is ugly, a moron, or, most often, both ugly AND a moron. and they're GROSSSSSS. i just wanna vomit all over them. i guess i'll just wait it out and hope something happens soon.

ENFJ- The Teacher You scored 81% I to E, 26% N to S, 38% F to T, and 47% J to P!

Your type is known as the teacher, or the educating mentor. You also belong to the larger group, called idealists. You tend to bring out the best in other people. You lead without seeming to do so. People are naturally drawn to you. You expect the very best from people which takes the form of enthusiastic encouragement which is so charming that people try their best not to disappoint you. You share your personality type with 3% of the population. You need to feel a deep and meaningful connection to your romantic partners, and go to great lengths to understand and please your mate. Harmony is vitally important to you, and you often put others' needs before your own. You have a pretty thin skin and are easily hurt. Although you strive for harmony, when your values or ethics are violated, you can be very emotional, confrontational, and even punishing. However, you are very insightful about the underlying cause of conflicts, and an excellent communicator, so you have the tools to bring about a quick and peaceful resolution as long as you can keep control of your facilities. You want to be appreciated for your thoughtfulness and compassion. You need your partner to make a real effort to get to know you. Above all, you need to be able to express your feelings and have them taken seriously. Your group summary: idealists (NF) Your type summary: ENFJ

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 89% on I to E You scored higher than 24% on N to S You scored higher than 34% on F to T You scored higher than 44% on J to P

Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

kelley doore if i don't jizz on your face soon i'm gonna implode

and when i saw the camel they dropped
like great big piles of cherry
onto the steaming sand
scorching them and drying them out
underappreciated
camel pies

You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you. </td> Hot 75% Soft 69% Sweet 69% Exciting 63% Wet 31% Violent 25% Shy 25% Awkward 0% What is your sexual style? created with QuizFarm.com

preeti's a magician.

preeti and i just played a sound.

ok. so no lie. i just caught a spider on my face. fer ser. it was smallish and black.

apparently i forgot to schedule subjects for 2 and 2:30.. so i don't have anything to do until 3. oops :(

Oh hi best party ever... how are you? I'm great. AKA that was a good party. Very nice crowd of people. I was very happy about who showed up. Even after the fire drill the party went on... and then even after the party gotten broken up... it continued. For those of you who weren't aware, Danny and I threw a fancy party last night. There were like 26 people on the list, and only a very few didn't show. We bunked our beds to make room for all the people (thanks Peter!) and cleaned up our entire room. All in all very good night. And now that I'm finally awake, I have to find breakfast and Benny. Then I'm going to Waltham? For a house-warming? Weird. But it'll be fun.

OH. One bad thing about last night. NOBODY PAID ME! So if you were here and drank any wine slash ate the food we put out, be a good friend and gimme like 3 bucks next time you see me. Danny and I spent like a bajillion dollars on this. It was worth it though :)